MY ANAL SEX EXPERIENCE WITH THE LADIES OF THE NIGHT…IS ANAL SEX REALLY SAFE AND HEALTHY?...part 1

This Friday last was an interesting weekend for me and my buddy Eddy boy

Eddy is a correct guy anyone would wanna hang out with any day, anytime. A fun-loving, cool headed and outgoing dude. And did I mention that he is also a smooth talker with the ladies. He is that type of dude u won’t even wanna entrust mother Theresa with. 

Eddy and I have come a long way. We used to share the same crib back in school in the North-eastern part of Naija. We used to have ladies patronized our bunk then like their second hostel. (Will reserve that gist for another day).

Was bored at home when I received a call from eddy inviting me for a hang-out and since I was home alone without NEPA light to watch my favorite routine movies and wasn’t in the mood to hear any Generator Sound that night, I obliged and we ended up gallivanting from one joint to another in one of the most popular suburban part of Abuja. The  first place we visited is the popular MOVIDA NIGHT CLUB.

I had a little too much to drink that night (I happen not to be a heavy drinker) and got a bit tipsy after my first bottle of stout. That got me really high. Eddy too was a bit tipsy so we decided to go do some naughty things

The joint was packed with so many scantily dressed ladies-of-the-night (one could tell 50-70% of them were actually ‘Ashawo’ and the rest were just there to catch fun). The number of ladies at this joint was particularly alarming; got me thinking a lot of ladies must have resulted into the night business because of the current economic recession facing the country.

Alcohol really does a lot of magic in people as it induces this Dutch courage resulting in you doing unimaginable things. Can’t remember how it all started, but I remember telling Eddy I’ve never bargained price with any Ashawo in My life and would love to have an experience. Have heard so many tale about how people solicit for sex with this ladies of easy virtues but never a personal experience.
Heard this myth as an adolescent that actually kept me away from them. Someone told me they normally carry inside their hand-Bags Concentrated ‘ToTo’ Water Solution (water they use to wash their private part after having sex with their customers). Heard they will pour it on any guy that venture to go soliciting for sex ‘anyhow’ with them. Can’t remember who told me that gist; I did believed it with the whole of my heart and the thought of having myself drenched in ToTo water is really scary and gives me the chills; so I had always used that as a reason not to even look at an Ashawo talk more of go pricing for sex…lol

So we decided to use that night as an opportunity to add to our guy’s experience archives. With the alcohol induced Dutch courage, it was easy talking freely and boldly with this ladies.

Because our ultimate aim wasn’t to take this ladies home, we decided to come up with a plan: We requested the service of just one babe for a Threesome (Me and Eddy on one Babe): Eddy will pretend to only do ANAL and me the vagina.

The first babe we picked entered our car to do the bargain.

The reality of actually soliciting sex and my tipsiness got a better part of me as I kept laughing all through. Wonder why the ladies didn’t take offense and pour Toto water on me (Guess the Myth was false after all).

Eddy: babe how far na?

Chic: Werin dey

Eddy: Are U gamed for the night?

Chic: TDB or Short Time?

Eddy: TDB.  You go do am with both of us. Na how much be your fee

Chic: 20k

Eddy: Haba! For this Buhari economic recession 

Chic: ok, I will manage 15k

Eddy: na wa for you O…na Leventis ToTo u get be that na… but wait o, me na back I dey do o

Chic: Dog-Style? I sabi through back very well na. and I dey suck preeq very well. I go give am to you the way you go like am well well

Eddy: no O!...I mean na through the ANUS I WANT

Chic: Chineke!!! which kain talk be this abeg… For how much na…for 15k you wan come tear my yansh for me…you want make I come dey wear pampers… dey take drug to treat my anus after abi?...abeg drop me joor….Me I no dey for that kain thin (Tufiakwa …biko o!…)…

She alighted from the car and kept speaking Igbo dialect

At this point I just kept laughing uncontrollably. The whole drama was so funny to me.

The second lady we picked also reacted like the first, but to a lesser degree. She even said she might consider doing it on the condition that she first measure the size of eddy’s ‘preeq’ and we agree to increase the fees….

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BLOW JOB (FELLATIO); THE ACT AND THE HEALTH IMPLICATIONS (BENEFITS & DEMERITS)...part 2

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BLOW JOB (FELLATIO); THE ACT AND THE HEALTH IMPLICATIONS (BENEFITS & DEMERITS)...part 1

Fellatio otherwise called "blow-job,” "Giving Head" “Deep Throat,” “irrumatio,” "deep sea diving," "sneezing in the cabbage," or simply as “Sucking Dick” has become an integral part of the act of love-making for many people.

Nobody can actually date the exact time fellatio came into existence, however it has been speculated that the act is almost as old as Homo sapiens. Someone ones said ‘Human beings have been performing oral sex on each other for as long as we've had genitals and mouths (Gabrielle Moss)

There are traces of evidence that showed ancient Egyptians practiced the act of fellatio. Arts left behind by countless ancient people dating back thousands of years depicting the acts of Fellatio has been found around the World.

In recent time it has become a normal practice for both the young, old, married and singles alike.

Though people rarely own up to practicing it, there is hardly any lady in the world and even in Nigeria that can boost of never having a phallus (penis) introduced into her buccal cavity recently or in the past.

I’ve come across ladies who are over 40 years of age and give far better blowjobs than the younger ones (please don’t ask me on who they performed the act …lol).

Ladies even go as far as receiving tutorials from their friends experienced in the act of giving a Head. Different objects are used to lecture this amateurs: objects like Banana, Candle and Dildos are notoriously used in practicing the act.

Though Fellatio is not culturally or religiously accepted and considered a taboo in many culture, there is no existing law banning fellatio in Nigeria and in many parts of the world except in Countries like Malaysia where it’s a crime and has a 20 years Jail term for offenders

ORIGIN OF BLOW JOB

The earliest evidence of fellatio are from ancient Egyptian myth of Iris and Osiris.
In the story, Osiris was killed by his brother and cut into pieces. His sister, Iris put his pieces together and 'blew' life back into Osiris by sucking His Penis. Images evidence of this myth can be found on the internet.

Other evidence showing the earliest practice of fellatio are found in Kama Sutra, an ancient Indian Hindu text written by Vātsyāyana. Kama Sutra is a sex guide describing the art of making love. An entire chapter in it describe in detail the best way of performing fellatio.

There are several other evidence that linked the ancient Romans with the act of fellatio. Artifact found in Pompeii, an ancient Roman city shows detailed description and advice on Blow Job. However, it is important to state that the ancient Romans unlike the Egyptians do not totally accept fellatio as a norm, seeing it as a vice worse than anal sex. Slaves and Prostitutes were the only ones giving blow jobs to their masters and customer respectively. Fellators (people that give blow job) were believed to have Halitosis (bad breath). This act of loathing known Fellators might have been aggravated by the fact that the Roman form of social greeting was a kiss on the lips.

TO BE CONTINUED...............................................................................